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Post by markczgas on Mar 13, 2019 11:05:50 GMT
He scores when he wants he scores when he wants Johnson Clarke Harris he scores when he wants We can’t use that because it’s Tom Nichols song. That's an absolute belter Marshy !
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Post by Rod1883 on Mar 13, 2019 13:20:19 GMT
What's that coming over the hill It's a Jonson It's a Jonson
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Post by pucklegas on Mar 13, 2019 13:24:22 GMT
He scores when he wants he scores when he wants JCH he scores when he wants
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Post by baggins on Mar 13, 2019 13:31:49 GMT
How many, and no disrepect to JCH, big lumps up front have we had that have been total let downs? Far too many. This Guy though, does the hard work, does exactly what a big strong centre forward needs to do, sticks them in the back of the net. Great signing.
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Post by chewbacca on Mar 13, 2019 13:38:01 GMT
I’ve been told by a source close to the club that Jonson has read this thread and handed in a transfer request.
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Post by baggins on Mar 13, 2019 13:43:03 GMT
I’ve been told by a source close to the club that Jonson has read this thread and handed in a transfer request. Don't blame him.
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Mar 13, 2019 14:16:02 GMT
He's got three last names! He's got three last naaames! Jonson Clarke-Harris! He's got three last names... He's also got 3 first names! Just saying. two of which are slang for privates
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Post by lpgas on Mar 13, 2019 14:51:18 GMT
I can't think of a player that has made such an impact in such a short time since Rammell. Watching him score bread and butter goals you realise just how woefully inept the rest of our forwards have been are. There corrected that for you
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Post by lpgas on Mar 13, 2019 14:53:25 GMT
My only worry with Clarke-Harris is if he keeps up this form then I don't think he'll be here long, and then what? Sorry to be pessimistic and I would love our board to have actually learnt a lesson from Taylor/Bodin/Harrison, but I'm scared that's a genuine possibility in the summer. All 3 of them were coming to the ends of their contracts. all three of them were probably tapped up by their agents. do we get a fee with 6months left on their contracts, or do we let them go for free. Players and their agents have more power than the clubs
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Post by lpgas on Mar 13, 2019 14:56:41 GMT
what we need is another forward who scores, and I don't mean Nichols who struggles to get a shot on target. No we need another 15 goals a season player because if CH gets injured we are f**ked
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Post by William Wilson on Mar 13, 2019 15:43:15 GMT
It was one of them, who wrote it. I think I may know him. Scrawny kid, aged about 7, skinny jeans, Adidas gazelle trainers, Burberry hat and Stone Island jacket? Yes, that`s him, Eric. I hope he gave you a better deal than he did me. He sold me a bag of talcum powder. I was still sneezing, two days later.
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Post by lincsblue on Mar 13, 2019 20:38:36 GMT
He's got three last names! He's got three last naaames! Jonson Clarke-Harris! He's got three last names... He's also got 3 first names! Just saying. His first name is a last name - JCH His last name is a first name - JCH and with the Gas he gained his fame - JCH
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Post by Gashead51 on Mar 13, 2019 22:22:06 GMT
What's that coming over the hill It's a Jonson It's a Jonson I like this one, but perhaps What’s that coming over the hill Is it a monster No it’s a Jonson
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Post by William Wilson on Mar 14, 2019 7:19:36 GMT
What's that coming over the hill It's a Jonson It's a Jonson I like this one, but perhaps What’s that coming over the hill Is it a monster No it’s a Jonson That`s not bad. Certainly different.
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Post by lympstonegas on Mar 14, 2019 7:43:26 GMT
Why not use the great Rory Gaffney song ....... Oh JCH you are the love of my life Oh JCH I'd let you shag my wife Oh JCH I wanna score like you
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Post by yaz on Apr 1, 2019 23:44:30 GMT
JCH JCH, JCH JCH Built like a JCB 8 Goals in March He’s gonna keep us up.
He’s on your left? He’s so deft There he goes Like a Boss!
JCH JCH, JCH JCH Built like a JCB 8 Goals in March He’s gonna keep us up!
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Post by chewbacca on Apr 2, 2019 9:07:22 GMT
Legs like a Cheetah, Arms like a Bear, Covered in wire wool pubic hair, Strength of a Rhino, Voice of a Cher, A better forward player than Stuart Sinclair, Clarke-Harris, Jonnie Clarke-Harris.
To the tune of Candle in the Wind 1997
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Post by farmygas on Apr 2, 2019 10:38:01 GMT
Clarke-Harris boing parp oink oink dustpan Bridgewater parp splat splat oink parp football dungaree
To the tune of Cliffs of Dover.
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Post by markczgas on Apr 2, 2019 10:42:00 GMT
JCH JCH JCH JCH until you run out of breath.
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Post by chewbacca on Apr 2, 2019 10:45:08 GMT
JCH JCH JCH JCH until you run out of breath. Was going so well until the "until you run out of breath" and now sounds like something Foreigner released as a B-Side to I Want to Know What Love Is.
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