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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 10:49:25 GMT
Legs like a Cheetah, Arms like a Bear, Covered in wire wool pubic hair, Strength of a Rhino, Voice of a Cher, A better forward player than Stuart Sinclair, Clarke-Harris, Jonnie Clarke-Harris. To the tune of Candle in the Wind 1997 This tune?
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 2, 2019 18:04:36 GMT
To the tune of the Adams Family
He’s big and he’s nasty He’ll eat your fcken pasty Buy a sausage roll He’ll score another goal JCH, JCH, JCH
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Post by allgasandgaiters on Apr 2, 2019 18:24:37 GMT
Legs like a Cheetah, Arms like a Bear, Covered in wire wool pubic hair, Strength of a Rhino, Voice of a Cher, A better forward player than Stuart Sinclair, Clarke-Harris, Jonnie Clarke-Harris. To the tune of Candle in the Wind 1997 “A better forward player than Stuart Sinclair”?! Surely damning JCH with faint praise? Maybe to make the rhyme you could call on “Gary Lini-kair”? or “Brucie Bannistair”? Obviously all the rest of the chant is 100% accurate....😄
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 19:18:51 GMT
To the tune of the Adams Family He’s big and he’s nasty He’ll eat your fcken pasty Buy a sausage roll He’ll score another goal JCH, JCH, JCH Brilliant .... sat in my hotel singing it . Love the ... will eat your f**kin pasty ...
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Post by cabazeldegas on Apr 2, 2019 19:38:28 GMT
To the tune of the Adams Family He’s big and he’s nasty He’ll eat your fcken pasty Buy a sausage roll He’ll score another goal JCH, JCH, JCH LOVE IT... but how about He's big and he is nasty He'll eat yer fcken pasty Don't need yer sausage roll Cos he will score a goal JCH, JCH, JCH (with all credit to gasshole!)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 20:46:32 GMT
Calling out around the world, Are you ready for his magic feet? Jonsons here, drink more beer We’ll be dancing in the street Oh We’ll be singing, swaying He’s scoring screamers playing, Jonson Clarke Harris!!!! It doesn’t matter how much he costs just as long as he is here! So every fan, around the world, even little boys and girls! We love Jonson! Jonson Clarke Harris!!!! Oh we love Jonson! Jonson Clarke Harris!!! Ohhh It doesn’t matter how much he costs just as long as he is here! So every fan, around the world, even little boys and girls! We love Jonson! Jonson Clarke Harris!!!! Oh we love Jonson! Jonson Clarke Harris!!!
To dancing in the street - Martha Reeves
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Post by markczgas on Apr 4, 2019 14:36:59 GMT
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Post by farmygas on Apr 4, 2019 15:03:06 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2019 9:09:07 GMT
Just spoke to Lee Johnson who signed him at Oldham and sold him for £350k. Reckons Jonson has a rocket in his left boot, said he has it all and just needed some guidance which he gave him at Oldham and looks like Cogs is doing now .
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Post by neilv93 on Apr 5, 2019 9:35:37 GMT
Just spoke to Lee Johnson who signed him at Oldham and sold him for £350k. Reckons Jonson has a rocket in his left boot, said he has it all and just needed some guidance which he gave him at Oldham and looks like Cogs is doing now . £350k, our main striker, Lee Johnson... I don't like how all of this adds up, feels way too familiar!
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Post by spiess1 on Apr 5, 2019 9:51:18 GMT
''Reckons Jonson has a rocket in his left boot'' I could have told you that. Would have saved you a call to your old mucker.
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Post by Topper Gas on Apr 5, 2019 10:31:20 GMT
''Reckons Jonson has a rocket in his left boot'' I could have told you that. Would have saved you a call to your old mucker. I guess he didn't go to Scunthorpe or Plymuff!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2019 13:55:10 GMT
''Reckons Jonson has a rocket in his left boot'' I could have told you that. Would have saved you a call to your old mucker. No was just arranging to meet up Wednesday arvo for a coffee before the awards evening. Very complimentary re JCH.
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Post by badengas on Apr 5, 2019 14:30:34 GMT
He scores when he wants he scores when he wants Johnson Clarke Harris he scores when he wants We can’t use that because it’s Tom Nichols song. To the same tune and I know it's a bit "cocks in the cup" but His goals kept us up His goals kept us up Jonson Clarke Harris His goals kept us up Hopefully
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2019 14:48:30 GMT
Just spoke to Lee Johnson who signed him at Oldham and sold him for £350k. Reckons Jonson has a rocket in his left boot, said he has it all and just needed some guidance which he gave him at Oldham and looks like Cogs is doing now . £350k, our main striker, Lee Johnson... I don't like how all of this adds up, feels way too familiar! That mother fuucking midget queer..
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Post by badengas on Apr 5, 2019 14:53:14 GMT
Back to 1985 pop pickers
Ninnnninnnnineteen, Nininnininineteen, nineteen
Destruction, of teams in their prime He's JCH he's nineteen
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2019 15:39:37 GMT
£350k, our main striker, Lee Johnson... I don't like how all of this adds up, feels way too familiar! That mother fuucking midget queer.. don’t think you can use the q word in this day and age mate! Bit homophobic!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2019 17:35:18 GMT
I honestly thought at the time that both coventry forwards looked like really good players[the other forward was a tiny bloke]. God knows how we won that game,they were clearly better than us.
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Post by Marshy on Apr 5, 2019 18:07:52 GMT
I honestly thought at the time that both coventry forwards looked like really good players[the other forward was a tiny bloke]. God knows how we won that game,they were clearly better than us. Probably something to do with the 3 goals that we scored inside the first 23 minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2019 18:14:14 GMT
''Reckons Jonson has a rocket in his left boot'' I could have told you that. Would have saved you a call to your old mucker. No was just arranging to meet up Wednesday arvo for a coffee before the awards evening. Very complimentary re JCH. inb4 someone gets called a shìthouse
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