Bristol Rovers vs Oxford Official Thread - Snake Will Score

When the slimy snake walks out at the mem today the whole mem should hiss like a snake,he will love the usual sh** head chant it’s too good for him

Ive couldnt get a pasty voucher but just downloaded a Snakebite promotion from Thatchers to use in the Clubhouse Bar

I wish I shared some of the optimism expressed by some on here. I can see this ending in tears, our tears shed through frustration and anger rather than sadness. Every time we give an ex player grief and let's face it, today could see a new high posted on that score, I get a horrible feeling that we are almost asking for it to come back and bite us on the arse. There are good ways and bad ways to leave a club and Taylor, whether intentionally or naively, chose the latter. However, I am almost glad I wont be there today as I just don't think I could stand the sight of him scoring, and sods law says that the more grief we dish out the more likely that is to happen. It's eleven against eleven so maybe we might be better off trying to be a twelfth man for our team rather than put all our focus on one of theirs.

When luis figo went back to barca with real madrid the home crowd threw loads of stuff on the pitch including a pigs head

Sorry if I’ve missed someone asking this question before, but if on the off chance he scores and doesn’t celebrate, would he gain a bit of respect back from many people?

In a word, I think not.

When he allegedly reneged on signing for Oxford he celebrated like mad in front of their fans when he scored, giving a mock handshake.

I thought at the time that was a bit unnecessary, and an indication of his true charectar.

As things turned out, he has proven himself to be an amoral little sh**. He happily went along with City in taking the p1ss out of us when he signed for them, and following the extremely rare occasion when he actually scored a goal for them, he happily made that snake Meme.

What an odious little twat.

Only coz they forgot to put out the pig head amnesty bins.

I agree that Ollie was one of the best MF players we've ever had. I used to love watching him play, during all 3 of his playing stints with us. I also used to love watching The Snake play for us, he was one of our best ever number 10's. 

Junior Agogo, God rest his soul, was another Gas forward of distinction. When he decided he wanted to move on, he first signed a new contract to ensure we got a fee for him. Ditto Ricky Lambert. Barry Hailes, offered the chance to sign for The Sh1t turned them down out of respect for our club and fans.

Holloway, a self- proclaimed Gas Head, left our club a total of 3 times to advance his career. According to Geoff Dunford, he ASKED to be fired from his managers job, then promptly went and signed for QPR. Not satisfied with a new contract then Ollie? Decided you'd like a bit of compo as well, did you?

Ollie, the devout Gashead also hijacked our signing of Jermain Easter, and later, he refused to loan him to us, and kept him in Milwalls Dam reserves for the rest of the season. Big Gashead heart on display there Ollie.

To sum up then, Holloway is just as big a turncoat as Taylor in a lot of ways. Just because he talks in that terrible professional Bristolian accent and pretends to be a Gas legend breaks no ice with me.

True legends come in the shape of the other Gentlemen I have mentioned.

That doesn't stop him coming across lately as a bit of a dick, even The Sun was ridiculing him yesterday about his comments regarding the EU and the hand ball rules, now he's got it badly wrong about the 🐍.

You sense like Piers Morgan he's just trying to be controversial but, sadly, he hasn't the IQ to pull it off.