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Post by baggins on Feb 15, 2017 12:50:26 GMT
Hugo left the room. Are you not getting this? You mean, lickyrambert has been whispering Hugo's name through his letterbox, and then squatting on the floor outside the front door giggling like a schoolboy? And he's got Mrs Hugos book. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2017 12:54:52 GMT
You mean, lickyrambert has been whispering Hugo's name through his letterbox, and then squatting on the floor outside the front door giggling like a schoolboy? And he's got Mrs Hugos book. See, there's always a rational explanation for these 'paranormal activities'. |
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Post by baggins on Feb 15, 2017 13:10:41 GMT
And he's got Mrs Hugos book. See, there's always a rational explanation for these 'paranormal activities'. Mainly drink. |
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Post by RD on Feb 15, 2017 13:40:35 GMT
See, there's always a rational explanation for these 'paranormal activities'. Mainly drink. Certainly in Nobby's case |
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Feb 15, 2017 14:05:04 GMT
people report that these things happen more when you change things or decorate. I believe you mate, I would have laughed you out of the room until it happened to me too. Well, what happened? I almost can't bring myself to say it because it sounds so ridiculous. I'd have laughed myself silly if someone had said it to me. I am not saying ghosts, I don't know what it was but these so called paranormal things definitely happen. Or at least happened once to me and my ex anyway. I'm still annoyed about it to be honest because it goes against my normally rational nature. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2017 15:18:06 GMT
I can see a theme developing. Everyone who said they experienced something weird were with women.........
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 15, 2017 17:48:24 GMT
I can see a theme developing. Everyone who said they experienced something weird were with women......... No chance of baggins experiencing anything then.  |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Feb 17, 2017 11:39:31 GMT
Yep, that confirms it. I just surprised you didn't answer Scooby Doo ! I'd go with Scooby but I'd be thinking of Velma. Oi, a word!! |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Feb 17, 2017 11:41:27 GMT
When I was married the only house in our street that didn't have a poltergeist was mine. My ex-wife was such an evil bitch that nobody from the underworld would dare come near my house.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 17, 2017 11:59:23 GMT
This week switches keep turning themselves off.
Very annoying!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 12:17:52 GMT
This week switches keep turning themselves off. Very annoying! It's the wife. It's what they do. |
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Post by baggins on Feb 17, 2017 12:57:58 GMT
Had a ghost poo the other day.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 13:05:14 GMT
Had a ghost poo the other day. That was just wind. See, there is a logical explanation for everything.... |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 17, 2017 13:12:24 GMT
This week switches keep turning themselves off. Very annoying! It's the wife. It's what they do. Oh, so next you will be telling me that she rang me at work to rage at me for turning something off when she already does the exact same thi...... Oh, wait.... |
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Post by baggins on Feb 17, 2017 13:34:33 GMT
It's the wife. It's what they do. Oh, so next you will be telling me that she rang me at work to rage at me for turning something off when she already does the exact same thi...... Oh, wait.... Welcome to Womans World. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 13:34:35 GMT
It's the wife. It's what they do. Oh, so next you will be telling me that she rang me at work to rage at me for turning something off when she already does the exact same thi...... Oh, wait.... See..... She Who Casts No Shadow does things like leaving loads of lights on when she goes to bed. It is not unusual for me to come home after the late shift to find something like ten lights left on downstairs............................but when I leave a single light on somewhere.............. |
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Post by baggins on Feb 17, 2017 13:37:50 GMT
Oh, so next you will be telling me that she rang me at work to rage at me for turning something off when she already does the exact same thi...... Oh, wait.... See..... She Who Casts No Shadow does things like leaving loads of lights on when she goes to bed. It is not unusual for me to come home after the late shift to find something like ten lights left on downstairs............................but when I leave a single light on somewhere.............. Might as well leave the toilet seat up. As we know, Women are incapable of putting it back down so they can sit on it. Jeez. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 13:54:32 GMT
Another one......
I never 'lose' my keys. I always know where they are..............She Who Casts No Shadow is always 'losing' her keys and we must have spent bloody hours looking for them in the house.
So, she puts up this key rack thingy in the hallway. "You've always got to put your keys on here", she sternly ordered me, "then you always know where to find them"
Roll forward two weeks and she says, "have you seen my keys?", to which my answer was pretty obvious, "surely they're on the key rack!".......If looks could kill......
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Post by baggins on Feb 17, 2017 14:23:12 GMT
Another one...... I never 'lose' my keys. I always know where they are..............She Who Casts No Shadow is always 'losing' her keys and we must have spent bloody hours looking for them in the house. So, she puts up this key rack thingy in the hallway. "You've always got to put your keys on here", she sternly ordered me, "then you always know where to find them" Roll forward two weeks and she says, "have you seen my keys?", to which my answer was pretty obvious, "surely they're on the key rack!".......If looks could kill...... Don't ever do that. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 14:31:01 GMT
Here's another one, and these stories are true by the way.......
Her: (opening the door to the cupboard where we put shoes) "what is this for?"
Me: "You mean the shoe cupboard?"
Her: "yes, the shoe cupboard where we keep the shoes". She then points to a pair of my shoes by the front door. "shoes like those!"
So I put my shoes in the cupboard.
Next day...........
Me: (opening the door to the shoe cupboard) "What is this for?", I asked.
Her:"What?"
Me: Pointing to the THREE pairs of her shoes by the front door, "It's the shoe cupboard for putting shoes in!".
Her:"Why do you always have to be so childish. Grow up for christ's sakes!"
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