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Post by baggins on May 3, 2017 12:03:41 GMT
He may be a good egg, but obviously sh** at his job. Cat. Clinical. No morals. Killing machine. Then will curl up on your lap purring as though murder is just something it's done during the time it's awake. Feck me, I'm a cat ! And it'll eat left over sausage. Then sh** on your lawn. My God you are a cat. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2017 17:19:15 GMT
Caught the little bastard! I got home and found that the trap had sprung, so I took it out to find the Mole still alive, so I put him in a bag, and in a rare moment of mercy, I released him into a field nearby.
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Post by wiaww on May 3, 2017 20:33:51 GMT
Caught the little bastard! I got home and found that the trap had sprung, so I took it out to find the Mole still alive, so I put him in a bag, and in a rare moment of mercy, I released him into a field nearby. Bottle job. He'll be back. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2017 21:03:25 GMT
Caught the little bastard! I got home and found that the trap had sprung, so I took it out to find the Mole still alive, so I put him in a bag, and in a rare moment of mercy, I released him into a field nearby. Bottle job. He'll be back. No. The field is quite a way away. |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2017 8:17:33 GMT
I'm feeling quite pleased with myself today. Caught the little bugger within 24hrs of placing the trap. Now I have to wait.....was there more than one.......will another one appear.......I'm watching....and waiting.......
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Post by baggins on May 4, 2017 10:25:43 GMT
Good hunting.
I actually found one on our lawn about a year ago. Thought I'd do the decent thing and put it out of cats reach so picked it up. It then bit me, hard. It was then launched into Vassels Park.
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Post by Marshy on May 4, 2017 10:48:48 GMT
Our cat left us a nice headless squirrel on the doorstep last week, they are charming creatures cats. I don't even like the thing we had it 2 years ago because the poor old chap next door died and RSPCA would have just put it down.
The trouble is the Dam thing keeps attacking me it's fine with the missus but me oh no, bastard I saved your life be great full!
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Post by baggins on May 4, 2017 11:03:44 GMT
Our cat left us a nice headless squirrel on the doorstep last week, they are charming creatures cats. I don't even like the thing we had it 2 years ago because the poor old chap next door died and RSPCA would have just put it down. The trouble is the f**king thing keeps attacking me it's fine with the missus but me oh no, bastard I saved your life be great full! Change your aftershave. |
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Post by Marshy on May 4, 2017 13:27:08 GMT
Our cat left us a nice headless squirrel on the doorstep last week, they are charming creatures cats. I don't even like the thing we had it 2 years ago because the poor old chap next door died and RSPCA would have just put it down. The trouble is the f**king thing keeps attacking me it's fine with the missus but me oh no, bastard I saved your life be great full! Change your aftershave. Harsh: Hi Karate? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on May 5, 2017 5:52:43 GMT
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 5, 2017 7:25:32 GMT
Our cat left us a nice headless squirrel on the doorstep last week, they are charming creatures cats. I don't even like the thing we had it 2 years ago because the poor old chap next door died and RSPCA would have just put it down. The trouble is the f**king thing keeps attacking me it's fine with the missus but me oh no, bastard I saved your life be great full! Send it over to me. I'll give it a Scoobydoo cuddle!! |
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Post by Marshy on May 5, 2017 8:05:47 GMT
Our cat left us a nice headless squirrel on the doorstep last week, they are charming creatures cats. I don't even like the thing we had it 2 years ago because the poor old chap next door died and RSPCA would have just put it down. The trouble is the f**king thing keeps attacking me it's fine with the missus but me oh no, bastard I saved your life be great full! Send it over to me. I'll give it a Scoobydoo cuddle!! Thats a great idea it will be something for you a Scrappy to play with? I'm sure you will teach it some manners lol! |
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 5, 2017 11:31:54 GMT
Send it over to me. I'll give it a Scoobydoo cuddle!! Thats a great idea it will be something for you a Scrappy to play with? I'm sure you will teach it some manners lol! I've got lots of undergrowth around my house with lots of wildlife, especially foxes. We have become good friends. We could have a party with your cat. If you wrapped it up for us we could play pass the parcel with it  |
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Post by baggins on May 5, 2017 11:41:57 GMT
Thats a great idea it will be something for you a Scrappy to play with? I'm sure you will teach it some manners lol! I've got lots of undergrowth around my house with lots of wildlife, especially foxes. We have become good friends. We could have a party with your cat. If you wrapped it up for us we could play pass the parcel with it So there's you, Scrappy, foxes and now you want a cat? Your lawn must be yellow. |
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