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Post by wiaww on Mar 2, 2017 13:01:46 GMT
Nice 😃 wiaww. Are you at oxford this weekend? Alas, I won't be. I've taught the tune to @nobbygas though, and he's promised to bring his horn. Or feel free to put your own slant on things. As long as Darrell's song gets sung - that's all that matters.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 2, 2017 12:58:42 GMT
Darrell Clarke consensually cuddles dogs Darrell Clarke carefully pets domesticated animals after first obtaining permission from their owner. He receives no sexual gratification from this commonplace act of affection.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 2, 2017 12:50:54 GMT
Great Lyrics. What is the tune to!? It's a tune I composed myself, I usually just bring my accordion and play through a few times until people catch on.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 2, 2017 12:48:59 GMT
Hi bidefordgas, How's the weather in the Little White Town? It's lovely over here in Barnstaple. The fact is this entire thread is nothing but speculation. There's little point speculating over the signings of the likes of Hoskins and Cureton - but there's even less point speculating over players none of us have ever heard of! So of course the focus is going to be on the players that have played for us previously, it's far easier that way. Moreover, I don't think anyone has genuinely called for DC to re-sign anyone in particular so, to put it a little bluntly, I'm struggling to understand why you're choosing to be such a miserable old git about it. Regards, Wiaww Hi Wiaww Have been living in Camarthenshire for the last two or three years, kept my original user name. Weather here is lovely, not sure about tomorrow. Far from being a miserable old git, old yes but not wanting the club to pay good money for others retirement funds. After all I pay some of my pension to BRFC., I would be very happy to play for the club if someone puts my name forward.That will boost my income and you never know I might score the odd goal off my ass! Hi bidefordgas, I've never been to Camarthenshire but I hear it's splendid - to be honest I would imagine that Slough would be an improvement on Bideford so you must be delighted. If you have 700+ League appearances, some 200+ League goals, and a 14-odd year career as a professional footballer I would suggest you get in touch with the club as it sounds like you would be an asset to Bristol Rovers Football Club. Kind regards, wiaww
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Post by wiaww on Mar 2, 2017 12:25:55 GMT
Ohhhh Darrell Clarke, He came from Sals-buh-ree, Took us to the Conference, And then to Wember-lee! League Two was too easy, Darrell is too bright, Lucky we had Browner, 'Cause Matty Taylor's sh*te! Now we're in League One, And next year will be lit, With Clarkey as our leader, We're going to beat the sh*t! REPEAT AD NAUSEAM This has been a real fan's favourite this season. It takes a couple to get it going but sing out loud and proud and I'm sure plenty will join in with you! Good luck, UTG x
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Post by wiaww on Mar 2, 2017 12:24:22 GMT
Ohhhh Darrell Clarke, He came from Sals-buh-ree, Took us to the Conference, And then to Wember-lee!
League Two was too easy, Darrell is too bright, Lucky we had Browner, 'Cause Matty Taylor's sh*te!
Now we're in League One, And next year will be lit, With Clarkey as our leader, We're going to beat the sh*t!
REPEAT AD NAUSEAM
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Post by wiaww on Mar 2, 2017 12:05:53 GMT
The love in with former past it players continues! Our club has moved on, pity some on here can't. Hi bidefordgas, How's the weather in the Little White Town? It's lovely over here in Barnstaple. The fact is this entire thread is nothing but speculation. There's little point speculating over the signings of the likes of Hoskins and Cureton - but there's even less point speculating over players none of us have ever heard of! So of course the focus is going to be on the players that have played for us previously, it's far easier that way. Moreover, I don't think anyone has genuinely called for DC to re-sign anyone in particular so, to put it a little bluntly, I'm struggling to understand why you're choosing to be such a miserable old git about it. Regards, Wiaww
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 20:50:18 GMT
Surely people calling for Cureton are having a laugh? I'm not sure anyone is calling for Cureton. Someone asked the question (tongue in cheek I imagine) and a few of us responded. I see certain benefits to having someone like Jamie Cureton at the club, the fact that he could do 10 minutes here or there would be a bonus.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 18:20:33 GMT
I think he'd be a cracking bench option for the last fifteen minutes. But we were saying that 3 years ago? 4 goals in 5 games for St.Albans in the conference south, but surely if he was a cracking bench option at this level, he'd still be at Eastleigh as they have a massive squad. A big fat 'Nooooo' from me! Left Eastleigh immediately after Martin Allen took over, and that wasn't coincidental. Cureton would bring a wealth of experience with him and Gaffney, Harrison, James and Lucas would all benefit hugely from training with a model pro like Jamie.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 17:26:06 GMT
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 17:18:28 GMT
But surely any decent, young, non league strikers wouldn't be free agents at this stage? I don't know what the rules are with the lower down you go. It doesn't matter. FL clubs cannot sign players that are contracted on the 1st Feb once the window has closed - even players that were contracted on the 1st of Feb that may be out of contract now are not eligible for contract this season. Clubs outside the FL (i.e. National League Premier and below) can sign players permanently and on loan at any time.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 15:34:15 GMT
Will Hoskins I reckon.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 14:48:03 GMT
Steve's Yates's - A handy guide to every Yates's pub this side of Scarborough.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 14:41:21 GMT
As long as it's not Rory Fallon!!! It's Mr Whippy.
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Post by wiaww on Mar 1, 2017 13:54:09 GMT
LockYerBikeUp - hard as nails bike chain - 10% off because it's ever so slightly short.
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Post by wiaww on Feb 28, 2017 22:49:50 GMT
Love it. Huge round of applause for the fans that travelled tonight. Class support that puts a few self-professed "big" sides to shame.
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Post by wiaww on Feb 28, 2017 22:42:17 GMT
Haha f*ck him, he's not worth singing about.
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Post by wiaww on Feb 28, 2017 22:04:52 GMT
We're a 20 goal a season striker away from being in the play offs... What a man Darrell Clarke is. Personally I think we're a pair of strikers short of that, and with Sweeney and Lumley sure to return at the end of the season I'd say we're short of those positions for next season as well, but with a whole summer to recruit I think next season will be a good one. Utg If we could find another 40 goals we'd win the division! I'm very much a fan of this evolution not revolution but I'd like to see us spend money to get Sweeney and Lumley in permanently. We look a much better side since they've come in. Exciting times regardless!
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Post by wiaww on Feb 28, 2017 21:58:07 GMT
We're a 20 goal a season striker away from being in the play offs... What a man Darrell Clarke is.
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Post by wiaww on Feb 26, 2017 20:57:25 GMT
Keith Chump is the source so take with a shovel full of salt.
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