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Post by syg on Dec 19, 2018 21:02:39 GMT
Maybe after sitting down on the trip on, and sat during the match and about to spend a more time sat down. He decided he would exercise his legs a little.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 22:13:18 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: BRISTOL ROVERS CHAIRMAN GIVES OPINION ON GOING DOWN
Big revelations at the club today and we here at the Quartered Posts can exclusively reveal big news regarding Bristol Rovers Chairman Steve Hamers expert opinion on going down this season.
We greeted the main man himself earlier on today at the clubs temporary training base but not before helping the lads clear the pitches with the newly purchased, club coloured with club crest blazened on poopa scoopa’s kindly purchased by Wael after Tom Gorringes master plan (the orange gorringe initiative) to save funds by serving a cheaper version of Fizzy Orange but pretending it is Fanta at the last home game. We also managed to squeeze in witnessing the days tough 30 minute training session consisting of; headers-volleys and tunnels, crossbar challenge, dizzy penalties and finally a massive game of Wembley. Kyle Bennett got hacked at lots by the lads we noticed and was often referred to as mini dick due to an apparent resemblance to old Premier league Coventry defender Richard Shaw and nothing to do with the next 2 hours they spent in the shower rooms. On a side note, it was clear from our visit that the Gas mean business this Saturday. Finally The charismatic Chairman turned up somewhat late to our meeting stinking of booze, questionable powder on his club tie, lipstick on his collar and a with slightly ripped shirt. We decided to not bring it up and ploughed on with what we had wanted to ask all morning. The big question. I got straight to it - “Steve, now obviously this has been a tough season at Rovers and a tough week especially, things are going terribly on the pitch, you are in the relegation zone, managerless and things are clearly not going to plan off of it either but why in amongst all of this negativity did you decide to take the the positive step of taking stairs at Sunderland away and not get in the lift with your associates?” Big Steve replied - “Well the landing lights were on, so I decided to take the stairwell as it’s become a habit, you see at the mem we didn’t want to go down too quickly of course because it’s important to go step by step, it’s evolution and not revolution. It was the right call for the club and we are working hard to keep things going down as cost effectively as possible and if that means not using the lifts to save electric in order to save a few bob and also get fit then I’m all for it. Oh and even better we have another announcement that we have employed another valuable member to the backroom team - Tom Dingle who is our new Fungal Nail care specialist. He comes with years of experience in this field and was a steal at £75k pa. We Welcome Tom and hope he can help us achieve our goals going forward.” QP - “ So going back to the stairs decision, it was nothing to do with avoiding Severncider who has reported as such on the club forum Gaschat? Hang your head in SHamer replied - “Who? No sorry most definately not. I must apologise sincerely if this person feels I avoided them but my decision was based on completely different factors of which I am unable to go into full details about due to contractual agreements of non disclosure.” QP - “Thank you for your valuable time.”
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Well lads looks like that’s cleared things up then.
Anyone want to discuss football? - you know that round thing ⚽️ with those 22 chaps that like to run about every so often after it trying to get it in between the posts? No - more lift stories......ok then......🤷♂️
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Post by gasandelectricity on Dec 19, 2018 22:19:58 GMT
Maybe after sitting down on the trip on, and sat during the match and about to spend a more time sat down. He decided he would exercise his legs a little. Nah theres obviously a sinister conspiracy going on here.
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Post by greenmonkey11 on Dec 19, 2018 22:52:42 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: BRISTOL ROVERS CHAIRMAN GIVES OPINION ON GOING DOWN Big revelations at the club today and we here at the Quartered Posts can exclusively reveal big news regarding Bristol Rovers Chairman Steve Hamers expert opinion on going down this season. We greeted the main man himself earlier on today at the clubs temporary training base but not before helping the lads clear the pitches with the newly purchased, club coloured with club crest blazened on poopa scoopa’s kindly purchased by Wael after Tom Gorringes master plan (the orange gorringe initiative) to save funds by serving a cheaper version of Fizzy Orange but pretending it is Fanta at the last home game. We also managed to squeeze in witnessing the days tough 30 minute training session consisting of; headers-volleys and tunnels, crossbar challenge, dizzy penalties and finally a massive game of Wembley. Kyle Bennett got hacked at lots by the lads we noticed and was often referred to as mini dick due to an apparent resemblance to old Premier league Coventry defender Richard Shaw and nothing to do with the next 2 hours they spent in the shower rooms. On a side note, it was clear from our visit that the Gas mean business this Saturday. Finally The charismatic Chairman turned up somewhat late to our meeting stinking of booze, questionable powder on his club tie, lipstick on his collar and a with slightly ripped shirt. We decided to not bring it up and ploughed on with what we had wanted to ask all morning. The big question. I got straight to it - “Steve, now obviously this has been a tough season at Rovers and a tough week especially, things are going terribly on the pitch, you are in the relegation zone, managerless and things are clearly not going to plan off of it either but why in amongst all of this negativity did you decide to take the the positive step of taking stairs at Sunderland away and not get in the lift with your associates?” Big Steve replied - “Well the landing lights were on, so I decided to take the stairwell as it’s become a habit, you see at the mem we didn’t want to go down too quickly of course because it’s important to go step by step, it’s evolution and not revolution. It was the right call for the club and we are working hard to keep things going down as cost effectively as possible and if that means not using the lifts to save electric in order to save a few bob and also get fit then I’m all for it. Oh and even better we have another announcement that we have employed another valuable member to the backroom team - Tom Dingle who is our new Fungal Nail care specialist. He comes with years of experience in this field and was a steal at £75k pa. We Welcome Tom and hope he can help us achieve our goals going forward.” QP - “ So going back to the stairs decision, it was nothing to do with avoiding Severncider who has reported as such on the club forum Gaschat? Hang your head in SHamer replied - “Who? No sorry most definately not. I must apologise sincerely if this person feels I avoided them but my decision was based on completely different factors of which I am unable to go into full details about due to contractual agreements of non disclosure.” QP - “Thank you for your valuable time.” —— Well lads looks like that’s cleared things up then. Anyone want to discuss football? - you know that round thing ⚽️ with those 22 chaps that like to run about every so often after it trying to get it in between the posts? No - more lift stories......ok then......🤷♂️ Thats a lot of words, can someone get me in touch with this fungal nail specialist, I have work for him.
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Post by Gasshole on Dec 20, 2018 0:07:36 GMT
After reviewing the CCTV footage from Inside the Stadium of light I can confirm. SH and 2 Sunderland Directors can be seen exiting the board room and walking along an empty corridor towards the elevator. The 2 Weirsiders then step into the empty lift and exchange words with Mr Hamer, who appears to be under some duress. As the lift door closes, Big Steve begins to remonstrate with himself, then takes a wild swinging uppercut that lands square on his own jaw. He then proceeds to man handle himself down the stairs before disappearing off camera. . Note: there was no audible evidence of flatulence coming from the stairwell.
The preceding hyperbole may be a result of an overindulgence of mind altering drugs.
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Post by stevek192 on Dec 20, 2018 9:37:58 GMT
Who really cares if Steve Hamer doesn't talk to Severncider? I find it sad that any " supporter" considers himself so important as to post this. One of the reasons why we are where we are.
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Post by South Stand Ultra on Dec 20, 2018 9:46:34 GMT
Who really cares if Steve Hamer doesn't talk to Severncider? I find it sad that any " supporter" considers himself so important as to post this. One of the reasons why we are where we are.
"Who really cares if Steve Hamer doesn't talk to Severncider?"
Um, Severncider obviously...
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Post by LJG on Dec 20, 2018 10:01:39 GMT
After reviewing the CCTV footage from Inside the Stadium of light I can confirm. SH and 2 Sunderland Directors can be seen exiting the board room and walking along an empty corridor towards the elevator. The 2 Weirsiders then step into the empty lift and exchange words with Mr Hamer, who appears to be under some duress. As the lift door closes, Big Steve begins to remonstrate with himself, then takes a wild swinging uppercut that lands square on his own jaw. He then proceeds to man handle himself down the stairs before disappearing off camera. . Note: there was no audible evidence of flatulence coming from the stairwell. The preceding hyperbole may be a result of an overindulgence of mind altering drugs. For some reason I thought of my first fight with Tyler.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 10:24:44 GMT
Yet another case of poor communication from the club.
Nothing about this dreadful incident on the club website or in graham coughlans post match interview.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 11:28:40 GMT
The aftermath.
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Post by cj on Dec 20, 2018 11:58:18 GMT
Annoyingly, this pointless thread has made it to page 5 while other decent threads fail to make it to page 2.
Even more annoying is that I have just contributed to it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 12:30:41 GMT
Bloody brilliant, that had me in stitches😂
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Post by bumble on Dec 20, 2018 13:49:17 GMT
Back from the trip up north. The supporters and staff at Sunderland were top quality they were very welcoming and could not do enough for us Gasheads. We played the best football I have seen this season, especially in the first half. I had the hospitality, it was very good although a bit overpriced. After the game had finished, I went to the lift as I was on the third floor. The lift was outside the Boardroom. Whilst waiting for the lift, our Chairman walk out with two other people. He took one look at me waiting for the lift and said to the other two " I am not going down in the lift but walking down the stairs". The lift arrived, his friends said "Steve the lift is here" but he said "no, I will walk down the stairs". A wry smile came to my face as I entered the lift with the two other people. I said to them politely "Steve does not want to talk with me". They must have wondered what the heck was going on. It must have been an interesting discussion when they all met up in the foyer. Now if Steve Hamer has a problem with me, he is not happy with my pursue of Ken Masters after the text messages I received, that's fine but I hope he does not treat other customers of BRFC the same way. Still, I had a great weekend and it was good to meet up with some Gasheads in the adjoining hotel before and after the game. PS - I hope Maddog enjoyed the game.
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Post by bumble on Dec 20, 2018 13:52:52 GMT
Just copied and pasted this from Steve H's on-line daily blog from Saturday:-
Just got back from Sunderland. After a massively traumatic week for everyone connected with the club, it was great to see such a great turnout from our fans. Disappointing result in the end but the players acquitted themselves well and can travel home with their heads held high. My thanks to Sunderland for their hospitality, the honey roasted parsnips were exceptional and will live long in the memory. Upon leaving the Boardroom, I noticed a friendly looking gashead waiting for the rather small looking lift. As I was still in a uplifting mood from the parsnips I thought I would do the honourable thing and leave him and my two associates to the lift, instead taking the stairs. On the way down, I reflected fondly on what a close knit family we are at Rovers.
Onwards and upwards!!
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Post by farmygas on Dec 20, 2018 13:59:10 GMT
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Post by baggins on Dec 20, 2018 14:04:01 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 14:35:49 GMT
Just copied and pasted this from Steve H's on-line daily blog from Saturday:- Just got back from Sunderland. After a massively traumatic week for everyone connected with the club, it was great to see such a great turnout from our fans. Disappointing result in the end but the players acquitted themselves well and can travel home with their heads held high. My thanks to Sunderland for their hospitality, the honey roasted parsnips were exceptional and will live long in the memory. Upon leaving the Boardroom, I noticed a friendly looking gashead waiting for the rather small looking lift. As I was still in a uplifting mood from the parsnips I thought I would do the honourable thing and leave him and my two associates to the lift, instead taking the stairs. On the way down, I reflected fondly on what a close knit family we are at Rovers. Onwards and upwards!! Steve, you are full of it and I don’t mean parsnips.
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Post by matealotblue on Dec 20, 2018 14:45:42 GMT
Just copied and pasted this from Steve H's on-line daily blog from Saturday:- Just got back from Sunderland. After a massively traumatic week for everyone connected with the club, it was great to see such a great turnout from our fans. Disappointing result in the end but the players acquitted themselves well and can travel home with their heads held high. My thanks to Sunderland for their hospitality, the honey roasted parsnips were exceptional and will live long in the memory. Upon leaving the Boardroom, I noticed a friendly looking gashead waiting for the rather small looking lift. As I was still in a uplifting mood from the parsnips I thought I would do the honourable thing and leave him and my two associates to the lift, instead taking the stairs. On the way down, I reflected fondly on what a close knit family we are at Rovers. Onwards and upwards!! Steve, you are full of it and I don’t mean parsnips. Oh No!!! Not sprouts....they really are the worst for trouser trumps this time of year.
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Post by peterparker on Dec 20, 2018 15:09:45 GMT
Anyway are we calling this 'Stairgate'? 'Stairliftgate'?
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Post by matealotblue on Dec 20, 2018 15:12:55 GMT
Anyway are we calling this 'Stairgate'? 'Stairliftgate'? I would call it crap....but to each their own I guess.
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