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Post by philbemmygas on Dec 20, 2018 15:18:38 GMT
Anyway are we calling this 'Stairgate'? 'Stairliftgate'? Alas I cant find a way to use lift in this manner, I am not really sure what SC is trying to achieve with this thread - apart from expand his self-importance in the eyes of the ITK crowd
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Post by matealotblue on Dec 20, 2018 15:27:44 GMT
Anyway are we calling this 'Stairgate'? 'Stairliftgate'? Alas I cant find a way to use lift in this manner, I am not really sure what SC is trying to achieve with this thread - apart from expand his self-importance in the eyes of the ITK crowd Failed miserably on that one I reckon......didn’t even think there were any ITKs left after the (alleged) takeover debacle/farce/pantomime or whatever it was.
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Post by philbemmygas on Dec 20, 2018 15:41:01 GMT
Alas I cant find a way to use lift in this manner, I am not really sure what SC is trying to achieve with this thread - apart from expand his self-importance in the eyes of the ITK crowd Failed miserably on that one I reckon......didn’t even think there were any ITKs left after the (alleged) takeover debacle/farce/pantomime or whatever it was. I suspect they are in hiding on the really slim chance they can leap out and say "I told you so"
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Post by completewingback on Dec 20, 2018 16:02:30 GMT
(...) said to the other two " I am not going down in the lift but walking down the stairs". Super natural-sounding phrase to use "Ah! I, as a human with legs, shall partake in walking down the stairs; for you see, fellow men, I find myself ill-wanting to make use of the lift. I shall be taking my leave now, fellow humans. I, too, am a human."
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Post by completewingback on Dec 20, 2018 16:11:43 GMT
Feeling the love for Hamer on this thread. What a shame. I have zero sympathy for Hamer. Doesn't mean I'm buying this fanfiction.
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Post by Gasshole on Dec 20, 2018 17:27:22 GMT
Just copied and pasted this from Steve H's on-line daily blog from Saturday:- Just got back from Sunderland. After a massively traumatic week for everyone connected with the club, it was great to see such a great turnout from our fans. Disappointing result in the end but the players acquitted themselves well and can travel home with their heads held high. My thanks to Sunderland for their hospitality, the honey roasted parsnips were exceptional and will live long in the memory. Upon leaving the Boardroom, I noticed a friendly looking gashead waiting for the rather small looking lift. As I was still in a uplifting mood from the parsnips I thought I would do the honourable thing and leave him and my two associates to the lift, instead taking the stairs. On the way down, I reflected fondly on what a close knit family we are at Rovers. Onwards and upwards!! Sounds legit, apart from the parsnips. More later as the Lift Attendant spills the beans.
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Post by EssoBlue on Dec 20, 2018 18:50:28 GMT
I thought the most interesting part of the post was the fact that Mad Dog was in attendance.
He might be worth a £10 gamble!
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Post by lympstonegas on Dec 20, 2018 19:10:25 GMT
Oh no please don’t tell Martin Allen is back in the frame as he always speaks so highly of us gasheads
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Post by Marshy on Dec 20, 2018 19:12:15 GMT
Oh no please don’t tell Martin Allen is back in the frame as he always speaks so highly of us gasheads Well, we are the crazy gang.
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Post by pucklegas on Dec 20, 2018 19:42:32 GMT
This is on at the hippodrome next Xmas gonna be a sell out, Jim royal as Crazy Steve, and Rylan Clarke as severnincider. Waldorf and statler playing the other directors.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 19:59:17 GMT
Surprised the Mods have not moved this to legendary threads yet.
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Post by pucklegas on Dec 20, 2018 20:35:06 GMT
Surprised the Mods have not moved this to legendary threads yet. This is almost as good as the Ps 1 thread 😂
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 20:44:45 GMT
Surprised the Mods have not moved this to legendary threads yet. This is almost as good as the Ps 1 thread 😂 More truth in that one Chucklepurch!
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Post by mjg on Dec 20, 2018 20:49:49 GMT
I waited canny by the lift I saw a man I thought I knew I think he thought he knew me too I think that much was true.
I thought he thought me difficult I think he might have said I’m skipping elevators And down the stairs instead.
And later when I thought again I wondered what it meant And all the time I wondered Was wasted time I spent.
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Post by pucklegas on Dec 20, 2018 21:23:33 GMT
I waited canny by the lift I saw a man I thought I knew I think he thought he knew me too I think that much was true. I thought he thought me difficult I think he might have said I’m skipping elevators And down the stairs instead. And later when I thought again I wondered what it meant And all the time I wondered Was wasted time I spent. The Bard of Gas chat sir, fine work.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 21:27:22 GMT
This is all very well and good but what hotel did the OP stay at
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Dec 20, 2018 21:35:47 GMT
I sat upon the maid made bed Jimmy sat upon my palm You shouldn't really Jimmy said I silenced him with balm
My intentions crystal clear At this forsaken hour Lenny Henry sheds a tear From the corridor of power.
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Dec 20, 2018 21:52:05 GMT
I waited canny by the lift I saw a man I thought I knew I think he thought he knew me too I think that much was true. I thought he thought me difficult I think he might have said I’m skipping elevators And down the stairs instead. And later when I thought again I wondered what it meant And all the time I wondered Was wasted time I spent. 1. I can't stop reading this it's genius. 2. I checked your other posts out and they are all equally as genius. Post more!
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Post by Blueside on Dec 20, 2018 22:18:30 GMT
Annoyingly, this pointless thread has made it to page 5 while other decent threads fail to make it to page 2. Even more annoying is that I have just contributed to it. Yes , shame on you CJ. You’ll never catch me contributeing to such a thread.
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Post by spiess1 on Dec 20, 2018 22:27:06 GMT
Soon be time to speculate on which dignitary will snub SC in the Corridors of Power this week.
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