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Post by inee on Jul 21, 2015 17:50:58 GMT
I had to check I was on the right forum. For a couple of minutes I thought I had mistakenly logged onto Mumsnet ! What next, a Recipe's for Fat Knackers Forum? heres one cover knackers in used engine oil rub in very fine sawdust ,marinate for 30 mins or so, take a blowtorch and fire them off, after 5 mins or when your knackers change colour and have a blister like chappati texture, take a set of steel toecapped boots, ask someone to put them on and to rapidly kick you in the knackers, you will know when your fat knackers are ready as they will of gone from a blistered look to a purple tinge and if done correctly will now resemble two purple cabbages in a burnt out carrier bag, if they don't look like this recipe mentions, start over from the beginning yours Fanny untouchable  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2015 7:47:28 GMT
Ok, so week 1 went well.
Been off for the week with HTY and my birthday celebrations.
Put on 3lbs this week!
15st 9lb. Big wake up call.
Back to work tomorrow so time to crack into it.
Determined to get a stone off asap.
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Post by baggins on Jul 26, 2015 11:31:49 GMT
Ok, so week 1 went well. Been off for the week with HTY and my birthday celebrations. Put on 3lbs this week! 15st 9lb. Big wake up call. Back to work tomorrow so time to crack into it. Determined to get a stone off asap. Nothing like starting a diet by putting weight on. You tall? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 12:01:42 GMT
2 days back on no bread or sweet stuff.
I'm Dam starving!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 12:19:50 GMT
2 days back on no bread or sweet stuff. I'm f**king starving! I think you should follow Inee's advice, and eat something rancid. Three days of the trots and the weight will just fall off.........Hey, no pain no gain ! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 12:23:50 GMT
Just had some eggs and lean ham for lunch.
Still hungry though!
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Post by baggins on Jul 28, 2015 12:24:15 GMT
2 days back on no bread or sweet stuff. I'm f**king starving! I think you should follow Inee's advice, and eat something rancid. Three days of the trots and the weight will just fall off.........Hey, no pain no gain ! 2 words. Pot Noodle. One minute it's in, the next minute it's not. Job done. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 12:26:32 GMT
I think you should follow Inee's advice, and eat something rancid. Three days of the trots and the weight will just fall off.........Hey, no pain no gain ! 2 words. Pot Noodle. One minute it's in, the next minute it's not. Job done. Or, he could do what the Supermodels do....eat some food, then two minutes later chuck a couple of fingers down his throat and puke it all back up. In six weeks he'll look like Kate Moss ! |
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Post by inee on Jul 28, 2015 12:46:38 GMT
I think you should follow Inee's advice, and eat something rancid. Three days of the trots and the weight will just fall off.........Hey, no pain no gain ! 2 words. Pot Noodle. One minute it's in, the next minute it's not. Job done. Erm bags i don't know how to say this but based on your reply, this isn't the sex thread thats elsewhere |
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Post by inee on Jul 28, 2015 12:55:03 GMT
Just had some eggs and lean ham for lunch. Still hungry though! Keep at it, make sure you have brekie as apparently you will get hunger about 10 or 11 and your body will start eating its own fat(dont eat brekkie so cant vouch for it). instead of bread have a nibble on a chilli a birds eye one is good for grazing on, chew a few cloves as both aid with digestion etc, yup you will feel hungry for a bit but as soon as your gut shrinks a bit that will pass, tbh you aint that much of a jabba ( i think more jabbaesque Oh and i love the way you ate all the buffet all the while telling HTY,that the buffet was bad ,then blaming him for eating it all  |
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Post by baggins on Jul 28, 2015 13:07:27 GMT
2 words. Pot Noodle. One minute it's in, the next minute it's not. Job done. Erm bags i don't know how to say this but based on your reply, this isn't the sex thread thats elsewhere That thread wasn't what I thought it was either. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 13:20:15 GMT
Erm bags i don't know how to say this but based on your reply, this isn't the sex thread thats elsewhere That thread wasn't what I thought it was either. Bags - It may be titled 'Fat Chat', but we can't always talk about your exes. I tell you, this thread is an official offshoot of Mumsnet! Next week, Hugo will ask if it's ok for men to wear Crocs ! You just know it's coming! |
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Post by baggins on Jul 28, 2015 13:30:03 GMT
That thread wasn't what I thought it was either. Bags - It may be titled 'Fat Chat', but we can't always talk about your exes. I tell you, this thread is an official offshoot of Mumsnet! Next week, Hugo will ask if it's ok for men to wear Crocs ! You just know it's coming! My ex wasn't fat. She was a slut.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 13:39:03 GMT
That thread wasn't what I thought it was either. Bags - It may be titled 'Fat Chat', but we can't always talk about your exes. I tell you, this thread is an official offshoot of Mumsnet! Next week, Hugo will ask if it's ok for men to wear Crocs ! You just know it's coming! I love my crocs! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 13:45:48 GMT
Bags - It may be titled 'Fat Chat', but we can't always talk about your exes. I tell you, this thread is an official offshoot of Mumsnet! Next week, Hugo will ask if it's ok for men to wear Crocs ! You just know it's coming! My ex wasn't fat. She was a slut.
We know mate. We've all seen her on xhamster. |
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Post by baggins on Jul 28, 2015 14:43:36 GMT
My ex wasn't fat. She was a slut.
We know mate. We've all seen her hamster. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 14:56:20 GMT
Bags - It may be titled 'Fat Chat', but we can't always talk about your exes. I tell you, this thread is an official offshoot of Mumsnet! Next week, Hugo will ask if it's ok for men to wear Crocs ! You just know it's coming! I love my crocs! If you post any diet recipes............. |
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Post by stuart1974 on Jul 28, 2015 22:33:02 GMT
It was lovely seeing my weight go under 15st, sadly that was some time ago now.
Weighed this morning and no loss. I also have a bad week lined up. Not looking forward to next week's weigh in.
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Post by stuart1974 on Jul 28, 2015 23:19:19 GMT
Ok, so week 1 went well. Been off for the week with HTY and my birthday celebrations. Put on 3lbs this week! 15st 9lb. Big wake up call. Back to work tomorrow so time to crack into it. Determined to get a stone off asap. Hugo, muscle weighs twice as much as fat, maybe you have just toned up. |
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Post by baggins on Jul 29, 2015 5:23:05 GMT
Ok, so week 1 went well. Been off for the week with HTY and my birthday celebrations. Put on 3lbs this week! 15st 9lb. Big wake up call. Back to work tomorrow so time to crack into it. Determined to get a stone off asap. Hugo, muscle weighs twice as much as fat, maybe you have just toned up. Yes, maybe that's it. |
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