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Post by Henbury Gas on Sept 25, 2017 9:30:32 GMT
I like to have a good moan once in a while, but don't we all? More Interested in the Gender of your beautiful dogs then some of the crap on this tread....  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2017 9:31:33 GMT
But the point I'm trying to make is that as far as I can see there is no need to make any reference to race,religion, sexuality etc on a football forum. Either negatively against or in support of. I've read a lot of stuff on here over the years and in my opinion there are some racist posters and there are also some PC snowflakes. I don't particularly care if we have a gay/black/Muslim at centre half, I only care that he cleared his lines. All the mods are trying to do is to stop threads constantly degenerating into these pointless debates. It's a football forum. That's it. I agree, all I am saying is please try to Mod the Left as hard as some ( not all ) Mod the regular guys just having a joke. You can delete my last few posts if you like ( they will buy me a ton of sh**e from the Lefties ) but try to do like wise with them. I know you have a really tough job and we all love you very much !  Me and Hugo are in bed laughing at your post. Anyway I'm off to get the black dildo. "Edit ... My red one is broke and all I have left is the black in no way does this constitute racism. X |
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Post by Henbury Gas on Sept 25, 2017 9:34:29 GMT
That's a very good question actually, and one to which members below a certain age would not know the answer. Going back to my childhood in the late 50's and early 60's, dogs were free to roam the streets and relieve themselves at will. In those far-off times the owner didn't have a pocket full of scented bags with which to collect said fecal matter. Instead the expelled stool was allowed to remain on the footpath, usually to be stepped in by kids playing street football. Those that remained intact would gradually dry and miraculously turn a light grey colour. It had been opined that was due to the fact that all dogs used to be fed bones on a regular basis ( This is not a comment on Henbury's nocturnal fantasies) and the change in colour from various hues of brown to grey was as a result of a heavy calcium content. Be that as it may, in answer to your question, No, I have never seen either of my dogs curl a white one. Incidentally, both have black coats. I salute your superior knowledge Sir. As you well know my Nocturnal Fantasies involve Amanda Tapping, 4 bits of string and a feather duster....  |
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Post by newmarketgas on Sept 25, 2017 9:36:57 GMT
I agree, all I am saying is please try to Mod the Left as hard as some ( not all ) Mod the regular guys just having a joke. You can delete my last few posts if you like ( they will buy me a ton of sh**e from the Lefties ) but try to do like wise with them. I know you have a really tough job and we all love you very much ! Me and Hugo are in bed laughing at your post. Anyway I'm off to get the black dildo. "Edit ... My red one is broke and all I have left is the black in no way does this constitute racism. X Sadly that might upset certain religions ! I did say, being PC is a bloody minefield. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2017 9:39:54 GMT
Me and Hugo are in bed laughing at your post. Anyway I'm off to get the black dildo. "Edit ... My red one is broke and all I have left is the black in no way does this constitute racism. X Sadly that might upset certain religions ! I did say, being PC is a bloody minefield. Why? Dildos are used round the world arnt They? |
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Post by Henbury Gas on Sept 25, 2017 9:44:11 GMT
Sadly that might upset certain religions ! I did say, being PC is a bloody minefield. Why? Dildos are used round the world arnt They? mainly as weapons of torture on men  |
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Post by oldgas on Sept 25, 2017 9:55:11 GMT
Why? Dildos are used round the world arnt They? mainly as weapons of torture on men As you very well know. I have a Dog and a Bitch. However, not wanting to be presented with a litter of puppies every 6 months she has been spayed. It hasn't stopped him trying to hump her all the time. Randy little git! |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Sept 25, 2017 10:04:48 GMT
mainly as weapons of torture on men As you very well know. I have a Dog and a Bitch. However, not wanting to be presented with a litter of puppies every 6 months she has been spayed. It hasn't stopped him trying to hump her all the time. Randy little git! You've had your dog spayed every 6 months? Wasn't once enough? Just goes to show how you have to be very careful what you write on this site nowadays as it is easy to read something the wrong way! |
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Post by oldgas on Sept 25, 2017 11:13:51 GMT
As you very well know. I have a Dog and a Bitch. However, not wanting to be presented with a litter of puppies every 6 months she has been spayed. It hasn't stopped him trying to hump her all the time. Randy little git! You've had your dog spayed every 6 months? Wasn't once enough? Just goes to show how you have to be very careful what you write on this site nowadays as it is easy to read something the wrong way! I don't want to appear a pedant, but how on earth could you construe from the way my post was written, that she is spayed every 6 months? I have read and re-read my post, but no, it clearly indicates she has been spayed in order to prevent a litter every 6 months. Henbury has also been spayed, his wife insisted. I can see her point of view! I wonder what Nobby would have to say on the subject? Come back Nobby, we all miss you terribly! |
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Post by Henbury Gas on Sept 25, 2017 11:21:44 GMT
You've had your dog spayed every 6 months? Wasn't once enough? Just goes to show how you have to be very careful what you write on this site nowadays as it is easy to read something the wrong way! I don't want to appear a pedant, but how on earth could you construe from the way my post was written, that she is spayed every 6 months? I have read and re-read my post, but no, it clearly indicates she has been spayed in order to prevent a litter every 6 months. Henbury has also been spayed, his wife insisted.I can see her point of view! I wonder what Nobby would have to say on the subject? Come back Nobby, we all miss you terribly! She used the old fashioned method of two old house bricks She was asked, did it not hurt him that way and she replied "only if you get your fingers in the way" |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Sept 25, 2017 11:24:07 GMT
You've had your dog spayed every 6 months? Wasn't once enough? Just goes to show how you have to be very careful what you write on this site nowadays as it is easy to read something the wrong way! I don't want to appear a pedant, but how on earth could you construe from the way my post was written, that she is spayed every 6 months? I have read and re-read my post, but no, it clearly indicates she has been spayed in order to prevent a litter every 6 months. Henbury has also been spayed, his wife insisted. I can see her point of view! I wonder what Nobby would have to say on the subject? Come back Nobby, we all miss you terribly! I was using your post purely to highlight to people, who are accusing other posters of all sorts, how easy it is to take things out of context etc. It reminded me of the "place the comma" exercise that my English teacher sometimes played with the class. By inserting a comma somewhere you can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Hence :- "However, not wanting to be presented with a litter of puppies every 6 months, she has been spayed." compared to "However, not wanting to be presented with a litter of puppies, every 6 months she has been spayed."
It's easy to write how we think without thinking how someone else will read it. Nothing personal against you, just making a point to a lot of people who read what they want into things and then get upset about it. And that's why I don't do Twitter, Facebook etc.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Sept 25, 2017 11:27:17 GMT
Sez it all......  |
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Post by baggins on Sept 25, 2017 11:29:25 GMT
Rather than locking threads, can't the mods move it to General Chat? It normally burns out after a week or so and gets it away from the Rovers talk.
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Post by scoobydoogas on Sept 25, 2017 11:30:27 GMT
I don't want to appear a pedant, but how on earth could you construe from the way my post was written, that she is spayed every 6 months? I have read and re-read my post, but no, it clearly indicates she has been spayed in order to prevent a litter every 6 months. Henbury has also been spayed, his wife insisted.I can see her point of view! I wonder what Nobby would have to say on the subject? Come back Nobby, we all miss you terribly! She used the old fashioned method of two old house bricksShe was asked, did it not hurt him that way and she replied "only if you get your fingers in the way" You lucky bugger. I had a visit from Kathy Bates. I was a right Misery for weeks afterwards  |
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Post by baggins on Sept 25, 2017 11:32:02 GMT
She used the old fashioned method of two old house bricksShe was asked, did it not hurt him that way and she replied "only if you get your fingers in the way" You lucky bugger. I had a visit from Kathy Bates. I was a right Misery for weeks afterwards Lock this right now. |
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Post by oldgas on Sept 25, 2017 11:52:21 GMT
She used the old fashioned method of two old house bricksShe was asked, did it not hurt him that way and she replied "only if you get your fingers in the way" You lucky bugger. I had a visit from Kathy Bates. I was a right Misery for weeks afterwards Of course, and going back to your user name, I assume that Scooby Doo was a male dog? in which case he too had been spayed. I must have watched every episode of that particular series, having had kids, as in been the father of young children, during its era of popularity. Try as I might, I could never see the appropriate genitalia in any of the episodes, leading me to conclude he had had the appropriate visit to the Veterinary surgeon! |
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Post by LJG on Sept 25, 2017 11:54:42 GMT
You lucky bugger. I had a visit from Kathy Bates. I was a right Misery for weeks afterwards Of course, and going back to your user name, I assume that Scooby Doo was a male dog? in which case he too had been spayed. I must have watched every episode of that particular series, having had kids, as in been the father of young children, during its era of popularity. Try as I might, I could never see the appropriate genitalia in any of the episodes, leading me to conclude he had had the appropriate visit to the Veterinary surgeon! Zoiks! |
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Post by baggins on Sept 25, 2017 11:57:54 GMT
You lucky bugger. I had a visit from Kathy Bates. I was a right Misery for weeks afterwards Of course, and going back to your user name, I assume that Scooby Doo was a male dog? in which case he too had been spayed. I must have watched every episode of that particular series, having had kids, as in been the father of young children, during its era of popularity. Try as I might, I could never see the appropriate genitalia in any of the episodes, leading me to conclude he had had the appropriate visit to the Veterinary surgeon! And he would have got away with it without those pesky kids. |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Sept 25, 2017 12:52:04 GMT
You lucky bugger. I had a visit from Kathy Bates. I was a right Misery for weeks afterwards Of course, and going back to your user name, I assume that Scooby Doo was a male dog? in which case he too had been spayed. I must have watched every episode of that particular series, having had kids, as in been the father of young children, during its era of popularity. Try as I might, I could never see the appropriate genitalia in any of the episodes, leading me to conclude he had had the appropriate visit to the Veterinary surgeon! Good save. But you were actually looking for my bits? 
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Post by Henbury Gas on Sept 25, 2017 13:02:22 GMT
Of course, and going back to your user name, I assume that Scooby Doo was a male dog? in which case he too had been spayed. I must have watched every episode of that particular series, having had kids, as in been the father of young children, during its era of popularity. Try as I might, I could never see the appropriate genitalia in any of the episodes, leading me to conclude he had had the appropriate visit to the Veterinary surgeon! Good save. But you were actually looking for my bits?
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